me seeing Jimmy: i like his hands
me seeing Meep: what a lovely little fellow
me seeing the twins: aw, they’re just too cute
me seeing elsa: she has no legs? Well, that’s okay
me seeing twisty: he’s just misunderstood
me seeing Dandy: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?! STOP TRINKING FROM BABY BOTTLES AND SHIT, MAN! THAT’S NOT OKAY! YOU CRAZY!